• Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
• Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

I vaguely know a guy called Harry who looks like the lead singer of Mumford and Sons and is one of the funniest people I follow on Twitter.

One memory I have of him is him offering me his ‘vegetarian sausage’. Although it was more of a joke than a serious request I’m sure.

Awww, man. I know this guy at Uni called Nick, and he’s a right bellend…

JOKES! Haha. Nahh. Nick you’re great. Fabulous should I say? My favourite thing being your laugh, cause it’s evil.

stockings and suspenders were definitely my best purchase.